#58 - Create-A-Girl

Today’s words: Symbolise, Broaden, Disjuncture, Bread

Word count: 242

Completion time: 26 minutes

Summary: Perfect people don’t exist and they never will

Change her hair colour

Now her hairstyle

Make her eyes a little better

And you always liked green eyes, right?

Thin her nose down

Make her lips fuller, but not bee-stung

Slightly podgy cheeks are cuter

So are freckles

Broaden her jaw

Give her cute little ears

A slightly higher brow

Well-groomed eyebrows

Okay, body type...

Thinner

Bigger boobs

Bigger ass

Small, dainty feet

Not too tall, either

No option to add body hair?

Good; you like them hairless

Now for the clothes

Oh, nothing too slutty

Get rid of that default short dress

She’s a classy lady

A plain spaghetti-strap top will do

And some skinny jeans

That will symbolise someone not afraid to show some skin

But leaves enough to the imagination

Shoes? Hm

Heels. Heels are hot.

Personality?

Spontaneous but not crazy

Someone who can join in on the lads’ jokes

But still retain her femininity

Knows how to clean, but isn’t OCD about it

A good cook

Like

More than putting bread in a toaster and calling it a meal

Intelligence! But not smarter than you...

Confident but not vain

Laid-back but not lazy

Honest but not brutally so

Congratulations

You’re created your perfect woman on a virtual simulator

Your next task is to find someone similar in the real world

There’s a disjuncture between the real and the virtual

There’s also a disjuncture between people who’ve been manipulated to look better

And people who haven’t

Wake up